Tokki and a chair

Today was suspicious since the morning. In the morning it was actually my female master who took me out. Usually she lies down, pretending to be dead, not listening to my warning moans that I’m awake and it’s time to mmmmove. Usually the male master gives up to my well aimed moans on his side of bed and actually wakes up at 5 a.m. (he curses a lot during it) and takes me for a walk. Today it was actually female master who took me out (maybe because today I overslept and woke up at 7 a.m., but tomorrow I’ll make sure I wake everyone at 5 a.m. again) which shocked me so much that I was done in no time. I was so looking forward to few more hours in my lair. It is Sunday, you only worship the mighty Paw today, no working. But noooo, after we get home and I got my annoying paw cleaning done, I got my fancy dog food. What? Kinda soon? Oh well… I ate all I could fit in my belly and went to find any soft place to lie on. Few minutes later my masters started packing and dressing up. And what was the worst, I got my collar. “Tokki is coming with us.” Ha Ha Ha, stuffed like bird I dragged myself 20 meters to the tram stop and prayed to Lassie that we only drove a tram. Wrooong, we rode the tram just for a bit and then I had to WALK on my precious paws. Sooo faaar, damn you mighty Paw, this city has no ends… short walk they said… Such torture – I hate it. Most importantly we had to walk over the riverside, where was some cultural event taking place. So I just let them carry me. After all I don’t want to get squashed by the mob. Well what isn’t in the head has to be in the hands, maybe next time they will think twice before dragging me into such place. The day got saved by brunch (breakfast for lazy people who wake up late) at the National Theatre. There were so awesome tables and chairs, so I could let my master’s feed me. I even begged hard to get more meal candy, which I wouldn’t be able to get at my place. Moreover those chairs have next-gen bottom ventilation, so you can easily chill your paws and relax.