Tokki and great gifts

I need to talk about Christmas presents again, because during writing of the last article, I had my censorship behind me aka my female master. So I couldn’t freely write about the SOFTIES, soft gifts.

Not that I have anything against the soft gifts, hard one may contain horrible monstrosities like Furminátor or toothpaste. It is for sure that the soft gifts contain some clothing, just some rags. I already got my jacket and I even got my full body thermal underwear right before we went to the mountains (where we celebrated the Christmas).

It is actually nice, black and warm but I look like a ballet dancer Harapes. But well, we are on the mountains so we don’t focus on fashion here. And my female master would put it on me anyways, even if I would bite her both hands off, so why struggle, the resistance is futile. Honestly I was not expecting that I can get anything worse than that.

The first soft gift was in the end better than I thought. At first I was in shock when green sweatshirt fell on me. But then I found out it has LIGHTS in it. I jumped in joy and didn’t want to take it off. It is the best, super cool and stuff and now my female master won’t step on me when we are on nights walk (yes, It really happened, she stepped on my frail paw with her elephant feet, nearly shattering all my bones).

Second present was worse than it looked. Do you know what I got? BOOTS! Ha ha ha 4 boots. It’s like mountain – snow – salt – boots = super idea. But Tokki – boots – Christmas = terrible idea. At first I thought they are bags for treats. I almost fell into coma, when my female master tried to make me to wear them and fixing them with Velcro. Of course everyone was crazy how practical and beautiful they are but I’d rather just lock them in mad house.

The biggest laugh came after I tried to wear those galoshes and I went to drink. Apparently I walk just as a horse in a parade. Ha haa well… maybe I was lifting the paws more than I use to but it wasn’t that funny I swear. Fortunately before I could wear them outside, the snow disappeared and I could just walk barefoot. So who is laughing now because the boots are stuck unused in the shoe cabinet? Well who? Haaa haaa…