Tokki and lazy day

I’m having a lazy day, which happens quite often, but today is an extra lazy day. First of all, because it’s Friday and secondly, I took the girls’ pillow first thing in the morning and piled it on her nightstand and then declared this spot as my all-day’s location. So I’m hanging out here contemplating what I would do if I weren’t so lazy. The girl is annoying me with the camera, but I’m too lazy to pose, too lazy to even open my eyes properly, so this is apparently the best photo she managed to take. In my opinion, it describes my current state of mind.

Now why am I so lazy? Because the girl is always breaking my plans. Every morning, she and the boy are dragged off to somewhere I don’t know where, and I have the whole place to myself. So I’m renovating it, for example yesterday I was adjusting the ironing board (white cover is OUT out style, yellowish natural color of saliva is much more modern), two days ago, I upgraded the vacuum cleaner wheel, and before that, I designed the cabinet handles of the cabinet (they look much better with teeth marks, you can tell). And today, I was going to work on the big box in the hallway, but the girl STAYED HOME, because apparently: “I’m working from home today Tokki.” Well, I’m happy for you, you Hydra, the stay-at-home.

And so I had to postpone today’s reconstruction, but I’m really annoyed – I wanted to have everything done by the end of the week. But when she’s here, I can’t concentrate on my work, as she’s always pushing me away or yelling at me, and I’m sure you can understand that you just can’t work in that environment.

So I fart on them (literally), my efforts and genius taste will remain unused today and I’m going to spend the whole day like this and they won’t even get me out. Paws up!