Tokki and the girl’s parents

I’m back! Weekend was again full of traveling. We went “home”. I was confused, because until this Friday I thought that my home is in Prague, where I have my lair and pee pee park. Well they took my lair with us and instead of the pee pee park I got whole pee pee garden for myself. Can you even imagine the luxury? But more than guarding the garden I want to guard my female master, because she may have some nom nom treat which I could eat. It was really nice, the entire family was petting me, so many people around, I liked it so much. Female master let everyone to play with me, it usually doesn’t happen so often.

I even found out that our family has one big badass boss called Buddy (also Stafford just as my friend from Prague park) and also Nicholas, but he is a Chihuahua so… I explained to him that the 4,5 kg of bulldog weight won’t get scared so I became a deputy head of the family. And to show I’m not a pushover I stole Buddy few of his toys as a spoils of war (I mainly like the pink spiky ball).

Also I got some tasty goodies and a retracting leash. It’s a miracle, I can run further than before, but they can still control me when/if I misbehave. Female master told me that It’s no good for me because I can fly as crank with it. Now I’m scared because I don’t really want to fly. What I like is walking on my paws and searching for sticks. Even pigeons are bored of flying because I see them all the time just walking in my pee pee park. And if I try to chase them out, I get scolded. But I do it anyway because it’s fun. So I’m really worried how would I look like “flying on the leash as a crank”. Maybe I could discreetly get rid of the leash (chew and tear it apart, then hide debris under the couch like I do with remnants of chewing bones which I get to keep even when they are torn into small pieces). However my female master found out so I need to find new ingenious hiding place. She is regularly checking it at least once a day – such a hydra. So if anyone would see a flying bulldog on a leash. It’s me, so come say hello.

P.S. On Saturday I had my first can of dog food and I nearly had to spend the evening on outdoors. Naa, my female master wouldn’t let that happen, but we had to fizz out every 10 seconds and everyone was laughing at me loudly.