In the morning we went to a small trip to the city. Taking a trip while on trip is really crazy, I know. Anyways we really liked the city, even though it was so small, because I could talk to with a lot of four-legged friends who also went on holidays. But I had to talk from afar, apparently those dog could have some serious diseases so it was safer for me to keep my distance. As a revenge I took a dump right in the middle of the promenade… twice. I did my best because my male master had only one poo-bag. Well played! That’s what they get for being mean. They had to gather all the poo with small paper tissue. It took them three times to get it all while I was having a blast watching them.
In return I didn’t get to taste the ice cream they bought. So second time I got mad at them on this one day trip. I mean anytime they eat ice cream (LITERALY every time) I get at least small bite. Not this time, but I’m strong, independent and I need no ice cream so I endured and didn’t beg at all. It tasted badly anyways, it was green colored so how could that taste… Even my male master didn’t gave me bite, traitor, backstabber. I decided to ignore them fully. I didn’t even take the stick they kept giving me. I didn’t even twitch when my female master poked me to my thighs. I’m so done with them both, traitor and witch. They do really fit together.
When we got back to the square they pulled their camera and started taking pictures. Right we are, cheapdumbdumbs. Instead of my usual posing I kept turning away, showing my butt and yawing. I was so bored with them. After the 5 minutes of trying to take decent picture, my masters gave up. ,,I bet he is doing that on purpose”, said female master. Right you are! You no share food, me no cooperate. It is that simple.
Partially I forgave them later in the evening, after I got the fish fillets which I ate on the beach. But I’m not sure if I’ll forgive them completely the ice cream betrayal.
