Tokki and sleeping

Finally I managed to get to PC because my female master was ill. She was sitting on it all day so I couldn’t get to my profile. This week was quite boring anyways. My female master couldn’t even take me out so my male master had to substitute for her. But he is no fun, he always rushes back home or forgets the ball so we have nothing to play with. But I like it home more, so I don’t mind anyways. At home I have my toys and I really do have to watch over my female master. She needs me to keep warm under the blankets. And what do I get for keeping her warm? Nothing… or well… she actually puts me to my lair saying “You sound like a fat hippo and it’s too hot with your here, get out”. I don’t like such treatment. I’m looking forward to being an adult (bigger and heavier) so she won’t be able to just lift me without breaking her back.

Also today we have a night mission, around midnight, (oooa I sleep at that time you know) to go to some place. Again my master and her crazy ideas. Who actually goes outside at that time? No decent person, that’s who. But no negation, we are going because someone important is suppose to arrive. I don’t know who’s that important to not let me sleep but let’s find out. I have to go, because I have to be everywhere (and because I cry and eat milk when I’m left alone). I hope the stranger brings some candy or at least cuddles me for 30 minutes so I can sneak on him and do my lick attack (my special move, something between face peeling and wrestling movement).

Anyways she told me I’ll like him (ye right, I know your taste… erm I mean my male master is a handsome and stuff but the zebra cushions on the couch? These were OUT 100 years ago but we still have them, but don’t worry. I’ll “deal” with them eventually.) and I’m supposed to get him like me too (because of the doggy sitting potential). Pff as we all know, everyone likes me, no exceptions. At least everyone who has a good taste, not some cat lovers fanatics…

Also did you notice? I did mention me warming my ill female master right? And do you remember from my previous posts that the bed is unreachable? Well I’m the boss of the bed now. During the night I sleep in my lair so I have enough space, but in the morning and during the day, I can lay in the bed too. Like I just put my two paws on the bed and I get pulled up, what a service.